Tongue in cheek...

Sackings at the Sun

The Sun newspaper was today forced into making a grovelling apology following an outrageous blunder of monumental proportions.

The blunder, which may lead to mass sackings at the paper’s Glasgow base in Kinning Park, was not discovered until after the paper had hit the streets. The Sun’s ashen-faced Editor, David Dunsmore, who, it was rumoured, may resign because of the scandal said:

“We’ve been caught out big time; bang to rights; in fact”

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